🚊 If you live in NYC, then you should live in constant readiness—or fear—of Kareem Rahma from Subway Takes appearing and asking you for your own unique/controversial opinion. In case you don’t have one, here are some of mine for free:

  • Sidewalks should have a slow and fast walking lane.
  • Calling a hotdog “a glizzy” is hilarious, but should be illegal outside of Washington DC.
  • If you are using your phone in public, other people have the right to look at your screen.
  • All two-factor authentication is fake and should be optional rather than forced.
  • The drinking age in America should be 18, not 21.
  • We need to build public playgrounds for adults.
  • We need remunerations for people who were told they’d need to know cursive.
  • Going to the movies and/or a restaurant by yourself is a form of therapy.
  • Kraft Mac and Cheese is better than 99% of restaurant Mac and Cheese.

HMU if you want more or feel free to comment your own on this post. Stay ready friends ✊