👀 Shhh! I just left the R&D dept. at Never Bored (a totally real and not fictitious company) with an early prototype of an upcoming product. The anti-phone case:
Made with the coarsest industrial-grade sandpaper, the anti-phone case is hostile design turned on the owner. Placing the phone on surfaces and next to other items of importance shows you irl what phones are already doing mentally and socially: wearing us down little by little. Repeated engagement will even sand off your fingerprints, erasing your personal identity.
Don’t call it an invention— it’s an intervention! Stay tuned.
