🚇 After a popular part 1, here are more Subway Takes for those of you who might need to borrow some opinions in a pinch:

  • We should bring back blooper reels at the end of movies.
  • Pets, particularly dogs, should always be allowed on the couch. Dogs that are not allowed on the couch are being treated as second-class canines.
  • The best way of sitting, in order, is (1) on the floor (2) on a stool (3) on the arm of a sofa (4) one leg up on a table (5) a regular chair.
  • There is no polite way of asking someone, “Do you exercise?".
  • Collared shirts and business ties stifle creativity.
  • iMessage should allow me to create hyperlinks instead of pasting the entire URL.
  • Deep down inside, everyone is “a foodie.”
  • You should be able to thumbs up or thumbs down trailers in the movie theatre; a trailer with too many thumbs down gets skipped.
  • The little ellipse indicating that you or someone is texting back should be banned. It is anxiety-inducing social surveillance disguised as reassurance.
  • A grilled cheese is the most perfect kind of sandwich.